Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Matt is a solid wall of muscle.
Richard is quite cuddly.
Misha is squishy.
Jared is solid.
Jensen is a combination of solid and squishy
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BADLY I HAVE WANTED TO KNOW THIS - AND IT PROVES MY THEORIES CORRECT. BLESS YOU.
Now I want a hug :’(
I want a cuddle puddle and I want it NOW!
RICHARD IS SO CUDDLY I JUST CANNOT GET OVER IT EVER
I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts
eats a snack while making a snack
people who have the same name as me are competition
when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you
your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
OH YOU LITTLE FUCKER
You find a job yet?
Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*